Showing posts with label cerita best. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cerita best. Show all posts

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

sebab hand phone tandas pecah...=)


What I want to know is with his phone in the sewer and his arm stuck up to the elbow in the pot just how the hell did the fire department get involved. Talk about a crap job removing this moron from the toilet. I particularly like the part of the video where the firemen are gloving up, you can see one of the guys shake his head and if I could understand Chinese I bet he is saying “WTF, I don’t get paid enough for this.”

Monday, 4 July 2011

Duit Yasiin Wali Tujuh

Tuan Saidin asal usul silling Yasiin ini adalah di Tanah melayu.
sebagai mata wang sedikit sebanyak sudah tentulah ia tersebar ke nusantara dan mungkin ada sedikit ke negara islam yang lain dibawa oleh saudagar yang berdagang di Tanah Melayu ketika ia dikeluarkan.
Silling ini disebut Silling Yasiin kerana mengandungi tulisan Yasiin. Silling Yasiin ini ditempa dengan pertukangan tangan. Logam yang digunakan membuat wang Yasiin ini terdiri daripada emas, perak, tembaga, timah hitam dan besi untuk menentukan nilainya. Perkataan Yasiin dipilih kerana ia menyatakan tentang manusia.
Bilangan tulisan Yasiin yang dimiliki oleh silling Yasiin ini ganjil kerana ia dikeluarkan dwi tahunan. Bagaimana pun terdapat Silling Yasiin memiliki tulisan Yasiin yang genap seperti 12.
Silling Yasiin dikeluarkan adalah sebagai wang peringatan perkembangan Islam di Tanah Melayu. Gambar yang dipupuk pada Silling Yasiin tersebut adalah sebagai tulisan yang digunakan ketika itu untuk menyatakan gambaran perkhabaran perkembangan Islam di Tanah Melayu .
Pada zaman ini duit Yasiin sering digunakan memikat jin untuk minta bantan memperolehi sesuatu. Keaslian duit Yasiin ini boleh dikenali menerusi logamnya, kerana logam zaman dahulu dan sekarang adalah berbeza dan kesan logam yang sudah disimpan beratus tahun pun berbeza dengan logam yang baru ditempa.


Google saingi Facebook dengan senjata baru????

WASHINGTON: Enjin pencarian internet terkenal dunia, Google melancarkan laman sosial terbaru bagi menyaingi Facebook yang dipanggil Google+.

"Perkongsian secara dalam talian sedang berada dalam keadaan serba salah. Malah sudah pecah dan kami ingin memperbaikinya," kata Naib Presiden Kanan Kejuruteraan Google, Vic Gundotra dalam blog mengenai inisiatif laman sosial yang dinanti-nantikan syarikat berkenaan. Ketika memperkenalkan Google+, Gundotra berkata, keupayaannya ialah membolehkan pengguna membezakan kawan secara dalam talian dan keluarga dalam "bulatan" berbeza atau rangkaian dan berkongsi maklumat hanya dengan ahli dalam bulatan berkenaan. Salah satu kritikan terhadap Facebook ialah sebarang kemas kini dikongsi semua kawan kecuali pengguna membuat Kumpulan Fecebook berbeza. - AFP 



sumber berita harian

Sunday, 3 July 2011

pada lelaki yang rasa rambut pacak-pacak

adakah anda rasa rambut anda sudah cukup untuk membuatkan seseorang perempuan itu ghairah pada anda...huhu so apa yang perlu anda buat??? tukar fesyen...hihik

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anak kecil jdi tentara???

kalau nak melentur buluh biar dari rebungnya.....hihi
bayangkan kalau Malaysia jadi negara yang sentiasa ada pergolakan.... tidak mustahil anak-anak kita akan jadi begini......jadi bersyukurlah dengan keamanan.......

Thursday, 30 June 2011

mael lambung vs acai......the movie

rezeki jozan... lepas je dapat RM250k terus dapat job... filem pulak tuh.... hope filem ini akan memberikan yang terbaik buat peminat jozan.... hidup jozan...=)

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Profesor dan Malam Bahagia

Seorang professor pakar kajian tentang tabiat manusia telah mengadakan satu seminar di sebuah dewan yang di hadiri oleh lima puluh pasangan suami isteri bermasaalah yang masing-masing berumur dalam lingkungan 40 tahun keatas.

Didalam membentangkan kertas-kerjanya Si professor menerangkan bahawa “mood” seharian sesaorang itu banyak bergantung pada kekerapan mereka melakukan hubungan seks suami isteri. Contohnya:

1. Hubungan seks setiap hari ataupun sekurang-kurangnya 4 hari dalam seminggu.

Air muka seorang lelaki akan nampak selalu ceria, peramah dan senang ketawa.

2. Jika hubungan seks dilakukan sekali dalam seminggu.

Selalunya nampak ceria dan senanghati pada hari yang tertentu. Kebanyakan hari yang dilalui dengan berwajah serious.

3. Jika hubungan seks dilakukan sekali atau dua kali dalam sebulan.

Jangan cuba-cuba bawak bergurau dengan orang seperti ini kerana silap hari bulan penumbuk atau penampar akan singgah ke muka kita.

4. Jika hubungan seks dilakukan sekali atau dua kali dalam setahun.

Orang sebegini ada teruk sikit. Raut muka murung semanjang. Kalau dia ketawa pun mungkin hari itu dia kena loteri.

Professor itu cuba buktikan kesahihan kajiannya ini dengan bertanyakan soalan pada salah satu para peserta lelaki.
“ Saudara yang duduk di kerusi no 5 barisan dua sila berdiri sebentar.” Katanya. “Berapa kerapkah saudara lakukan dalam seminggu?”

“Oh, saya tidak selalu. Dalam sebulan mungkin enam atau tujuh kali saja sebab kami berdua terlalu sibuk dengan urusan perniagaan kami jadi tak ada masa langsung untuk bermesra”, kata peserta itu sambil menjeling pada isterinya yang duduk di barisan kumpulan wanita.
Setiap peserta tersenyum simpul sambil menepuk tangan pada jawapan lelaki itu.

“Jadi betulkah tanggapan saya yang saudara ini dalan kategori nombor dua?”

“Ya, keterangan tuan saya setuju”. Jawabnya sambil duduk semula.

Kemudian professor itu mengajukan soalan pada sesiapa yang sukarela membuat pengakuan yang mereka berhubungan seks dalam kategori 4.

“Saya, saya..” teriak seorang lelaki yang berumur 50 puluhan yang duduk di barisan belakang berdiri sambil berlonjak-lonjak keriangan.

“Terimakasih. Adakah anda terlalu jarang-jarang berhubungan seks dengan isteri anda?”

“Iya.. betul tu… Setahun kami lakukan hanya sekali aja.” Katanya dengan girang.

Para peserta yang lain jadi tertawa dengan telatah lelaki itu.

“Tapi anda kelihatan nampaknya terlalu suka hati. Tidak seperti yang saya jangkakan yang anda tentunya kelihatan sedih. Kenapa agaknya?” Tanya professor itu dengan malu sebab kali ini jangkaannya meleset dan para peserta mungkin tidak mempercayainya lagi.

“Ye..ye…Tentu sekalilah tuan. Sebab saat yang indah itu adalah “MALAM INI ! “ Katanya sambil memerhatikan isterinya yang duduk jauh di barisan tengah bahagian wanita.

“Ooohh…patutlah..” Professor itu tersenyum simpul.

Satu dewan gegak gempita dengan hilai ketawa kesemua para peserta yang hadir.


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Wednesday, 29 June 2011

selena gomez


Date of Birth
Birth Name
Selena Marie Gomez 

Nickname
Sel 
Selly 
Selenita 
Conchita 

Height
5' 5" (1.65 m) 

Mini Biography
Selena Marie Gomez was born to Mandy Cornett and Ricardo Gomez on July 22, 1992. At a young age, she moved from New York to Grand Prairie, Texas. Giving birth to Selena at 16, her mom Mandy recalls living "paycheck-to-paycheck". Selena started out on "Barney & Friends" (1992) as "Gianna" in 2001 where she really discovered her talent. Unfortunately, they dropped her from the series after just two years. In 2003, she had a very small role in the movie Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) and a bit part in 2005 when she played "Julie" in Walker, Texas Ranger: Trial by Fire (2005) (TV) with Mitchel Musso and in 2006 as "Emily Grace Garcia" inBrain Zapped (2006) (TV) when she recorded a song for the movie. She she guest starred as "Gwen" in "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" (2005) and as Hannah's rival, the 'evil' "Mikayla", in "Hannah Montana" (2006). Selena's amazing talent landed her roles in two Disney series, both spin-offs. Unfortunately, neither show was picked up until 2007 when she got the role of "Alex Russo" in the magical series "Wizards of Waverly Place" (2007) which she auditioned for three times. In March 2008, she made her first animated movie Horton Hears a Who! (2008) and later starred in Another Cinderella Story (2008) (V) with Disney Channel star Andrew Seeley for ABC Family. Her two Disney Channel Original MoviesPrincess Protection Program (2009) (TV), with real-life BFF Demi Lovato, and Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie (2009) (TV) will both air Summer 2009.


Mini Biography
Selena Gomez was born and raised in Grand Prairie, Texas. Her mother Amanda [Commonly known as Mandy] Cornett is an Italian woman from Dallas, Texas and her father Ricardo Gomez is from New Mexico. Mommy Mandy gave birth to Selena at 16, and her parents divorced in 1997. Nearly 10 years later she remarried to Brian Teefy. Selena is best known for her role as Alex Russo in the show 'Wizards Of Waverly Place' and as Mary in 'Another Cinderella Story'. Selena signed a record deal with Hollywood Records just before her 16th birthday and is recording an album due out Summer of 2009.


Justin Bieber Is Obsessed With His Girlfriend Selena Gomez & I Totally Get Why



Not only did Justin flirt with Selena in front of millions of onlookers at the MuchMusic Video Awards but he even took to his Twitter to compliment her! It’s all because Justin’s feeling for Selena are the real deal and I’ll tell you why!

Justin Bieber can’t get enough of Selena Gomez and I must say it’s incredibly refreshing. Yes he may only be 17-years-old and they’re a young couple by Hollywood standards — Selena is just 18. But I can tell you from experience that if you are head-over-heels in love you want to shout it from the rooftops and tell every single one of your girlfriends! And in this case, Justin telling his over 10 million Twitter fans!
We told you that when Justin took the stage at the 2011 MuchMusic Awards on June 19 that we were shocked by his flirtatious “banter” with Selena. At one point he even called her beautiful and asked her out jokingly on a date. It was unbelievable — and I loved it!
Justin didn’t stop there — he even went on Twitter to joke: “@brunomars you def killed it and@selenagomez you did a great job and were lookin good. nice meeting you. lol. ;)”
Justin is so enamored with Selena that he doesn’t care what backlash he’ll get from his female fans. This to me symbolizes true love. Justin’s feelings for Selena isn’t just lust — he’s been bitten by the Selena bug and he wants us to know.
Ladies, the best thing a guy can do is let you know his true feelings. It rarely happens but when he wants to tell the world you’re his — you know he’s a keeper.
Justin is in love with Selena and I adore the fact that he wants us all to know!

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Doctor Who motorised Daleks and Justin Bieber dolls 'must-haves'








Doctor Who fans will be thrilled by the prospect of steering a Doctor Who Ride-In Dalek.
Children (and diminutive adults) can drive the the £200 motorised Dalek, which has 10 authentic phrases including 'Exterminate'.



A Justin Bieber singing doll, a barking toy pup, a helicopter with an in-built camera and a singing Elmo from Sesame Street are also among the expected hits.
The toy store's yearly chart of predicted top sellers picked out The Cars 2 Fully Loaded McMissile and The Transformers 3 Mech Tech Leader Asst as the two top must-haves though.
The former is a diddy sports car packed with missiles and a bulletproof target visor. The £40 toy even features the voice of Michael Caine uttering some choice phrases from the film, including 'we're being followed' and 'this is top secret'.
The Transformers-inspired robot hero figure converts from a vehicle to a robot and back again, and features blaster and missile sounds. It sells for £65.
But the central London shop said traditional favourites and hi-tech gadgets are still popular.
Laura Olver, the head of buying at Hamleys, said: 'There's a lot that is movie driven this year, with Cars 2, Transformers 3 and the success of Disney Princess.
'But as you'd expect from Hamleys there's a lot of traditional favourites in there.'
more about that toy..

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http://www.metro.co.uk/news/867719-doctor-who-motorised-daleks-and-justin-bieber-dolls-must-haves#ixzz1QdlOgwN5

Justin Bieber Behind The Scenes At The VMAs

The action on stage at the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards was hot, fast and furious, rarely pausing for a breath during the broadcast on Sunday night (September 12). But the action behind the scenes, in the audience and back stage was just as intense. When you put that many stars in a room together and let them mingle, they are going to hang out, chat and create some truly magic moments. If you were following along with the exclusive insiders' live blog last night, you would know that Hayley Williams loved her seats in the Nokia Theatre (because she was sitting close to Lady Gaga and could watch her costume changes occur in real time) and that the best after-party was in Kanye West's dressing room (Usher, Drake, Rihanna and Florence Welch were all present and accounted for). But there were plenty of other connections made, including an encounter between Katy Perry, Rihanna and everybody's favorite 16-year-old pop sensation Justin Bieber.



Justin Bieber and Nicki Minaj at the VMAs




justin biebier Baby



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Justin Bieber Continues to Campaign Against Texting and Driving

Justin Bieber is not giving up on his fight to stop texting and driving. In fact, he spent his day with the Brown Family and PhoneGuard yesterday to work on his campaign.
"Great day in LA...," Justin tweeted on Monday. "Got to work with the Brown Family to #stoptextinganddriving with #phoneguard - u have a choice - dont text and drive."


As we previously reported, the 17-year-old pop star is working with the makers of the Drive Safe mobile app to raise awareness and funds for charities like the Alex Brown Foundation. Justin spent time with Katrina Brown while working on promotions for the cause, and even tweeted a pic of them hanging out.

"It is tragic that almost on a daily basis there are reports of deaths and severe injuries caused by drivers who are texting and driving," the singer said in a statement. "We need to change the attitudes in our society toward texting and driving and I am making it one of my personal goals to make this happen."




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